Strange Prayers

Maybe this shouldn't be written in a humorous form, but until we find an appropriate therapist.... anyway, ....

The other night Mike and I were in bed with Sammy in between. (Noah was in his bed)

We said our nighttime prayers. Each of us took a turn and the other two would repeat what was said.
"Dear God, thank You for our family".... "Dear God, thank You for our family"
"Thank You for Thanksgiving"....."Thank You for Thanksgiving"
"Dear God, please keep our family safe"...."Please keep our family safe"
"Dear God, please give me knives so I can cut into my Daddy's brain".......................?????